Parker Ain't Gonna Like This

Signs like this keep appearing in town: I blame the education system.

Other examples include:

'DOG BISCUITS AND WATER - HELP YOURSELF' in the NatWest bank: is this aimed at an intelligent dog or desperately hungry customers?

'PART-TIME PERSON REQUIRED - APPLY WITHIN'; for once I was over-qualified, being a 24/7 sort of chap.

One charity shop recently advertised a 'PRE-LOVED BABY AND TODDLER EVENT'. You can draw your own conclusions from that one.