Elderslie

Alan: Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water... It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus.

I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space-age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that.... In the twenty-first century. Can I have a go?

Estate Agent: Sure. Help yourself.

[Pause]

Alan: Can I have a go on the loo?

[Another short pause before the penny drops]

EA: Oh! Sorry, sorry.
Alan: I'd prefer to go alone.

Most times. [Closes the door]

[Later]

Alan: It flushed on the first yank! I love this house!