Edinburgh Castle

The spork. I was given such a beast to devour my ice cream with today.
1. I took my confection to Princess Street Gardens.
2. Sat down.
3. Took a spork-full of mint-choc-chip genius.
4. Put it to my staggeringly gorgeous mouth.
5. Stabbed said beautiful orifice.
6. Immediately screamed "F%$&!" to a passing elderly couple.

You can't hide class. Bloody sporks.

Toodle pip.