In Case of Emergency

Hello everybody.

These are instructions for donning an immersion suit, Imperial International Inc.

Boarded the freight boat for the journey south today. These instructions were on the cabin wall. I was greatly comforted by the "RELAX" section. Your boat may sink and you may get lost in the great wide ocean, but relax. You shall be warm. And you shall float. Peace of mind indeed.

We did not smoke in the bed.

Thanks for looking.