Found

Last seen lurking at the back of Bruv's loft (it was there when they moved in). I've no idea what it's meant to be. It appears to be some kind of monkey in a knitted Arran jumper.

Dad and Bruv had it positioned like this over the edge when I went through at one point. Whatever it is, it's creepy and would scare the bejesus out of me if it was living in my house.