My favourite thing

I love my deer antler. It's great to lick and chomp on and my owner likes it because it's not messy and does not smell too much.
I had a number of firsts today and they were all bad according to my owner.
- I stole the ball from another dog. They got it back eventually.
- I stole a very soft and chewy walking sock from my owner's boot when she was not looking.
- I jumped up at table and stole a glove.
That all happened this morning and I have been cute and adorable for the rest of the day so hopefully I have been forgiven.