“What’s The Point Of Pigeons?”

I hear you ask.
What purpose do they serve?

And cats?
They spend most of their time sleeping!

Is there any reason for keeping
a tortoise as a pet?

I’ve been trying to think of a good one
but haven’t come up with anything yet.

A horse you can ride.
A dog you can walk.

Bees have their uses.
But wasps?

And asps?

Did they come into being
just so that Cleopatra could clasp
one to her breast?

The list is endless. Spiders. Flies.
Guinea pigs. Hamsters. Us?

Yes, me and you.

Why are we here? I wish
I knew.

Don’t get me started on goldfish!


The High Life