TitsMcGee

By TitsMcGee

Bruises.

This morning I have realised that Bristol air makes your head hurt.

Busy day ended jammies on.

Just seen I am covered in bruises.

Shoes too high, too much wine consumed and vague images of me walking like something out of Steptoe and Son are coming to mind.

Mind you received the very best text from someone this morning....

"Morning.
Can you help ?
Did I leave you guys at Goldbruck house?
Last thing I remember was being woken up by some girls on the docks!
Then I went home and had a cup of tea and a tin of tuna and found my spare glasses, woke up this morning with my face all scratched.... Looks like I've fallen in a bramble bush???"

Only met this person last night!!

Bristolians!!!!

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