Junior

- has to be fenced in every year to stop him peeking at the presents under the tree.

A Christmas tree is put up on the village green every year. The technology for keeping it upright has become more complex over the years. It still falls over.
I can see the tree from my house and would miss it if it wasn't here.

Going away for a couple of nights to an internet free zone somewhere west of Shap. Back blips on Tuesday.