Ho, ho, ho!

Santa spent the afternoon at Westcombe Park Rugby Club.
Santa was not his usual jolly self.
To make sure that he would not be late he set off from Lapland yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately he had an accident and fell off his sleigh, injuring his head. He was taken to A&E at the Princess Royal University Hospital in Orpington where he waited two hours to be booked in at which point he was told it would be at least six hours before he would be seen for treatment.
Sounds like another target would have been missed by the NHS or are the numbers fiddled by counting the first two hours as the waiting time?
Santa decided that his injuries were such that self medication was all that was needed.
Poor Santa!

No reindeer were injured in the accident. Santa is not an immigrant from the EU and is not intending to claim benefits.