Ceci n'est pas une pipe

... no, it's not a pipe, it's a photograph of a pipe in a pipe shop in Slough.

I'm here to photograph two guys at O2 and rather foolishly came early to have a look around the town. Spectacularly downmarket was my conclusion (sorry to any blippers who live there). So rather than photograph the bleak reality of it, I decided instead on the surreality with a nod to Rene Magritte and a quick gag.