Six Little Ducks Went Swimming One Day

Today we fed ducks in the sunshine.

Then the ducks got bored and flew off so we just threw bread in the water, which, when you're nearly two, is apparently just as fun.

Then we ran out of bread and just pretended to throw it in.

So basically we fed ducks with no ducks and no bread.

So basically we were just one big idiot and one little idiot waving our arms about in the sunshine and shouting "YEAH!"