319 [after eight]

Inspired [if that's even the right word] by Britain's Got Talent, I made an attempt on the World Record for the most After Eights eaten in a minute... without using hands.

The man on the telly got five, Ant-or-Dec got eight, equalling the World Record. I managed to get eight too, but my mouth was full at the end, and I'm sure you would need to have an empty mouth for an 'official' record.

Major sugar rush followed. I won't be doing that again. There must be healthier, more sensible World Records to attempt!