Just reading the label, honest !

This is the real moonshine. Made the way it used to be, before prohibition gave it a bad name.
I've been asked to create some shots { had a few as well } for their website and PR material.
Don't think this one will be accepted though.
This is pure corn whiskey, triple distilled and aged for about 5 minutes ( actually about18 months }.
Once you've tasted this you'll never drink voddy again. Once you've drunk a half bottle you'll be crawling about the studio barking at non-existent intruders. Once you've drunk a whole bottle you'll never drink again { you'll be deid. }

bottoms up

douglas