Look at this daft cow

..she has been an odd fixture of my home town for longer than I can remember. She advertises for a local craft shop. I remember agricultural students tried to steal her once.
My son used to never be able to pass her whenever we had to spend any time in town.
He was going to try milking her for the camera but chickened out.
She looks kind of relieved! The things she must have seen over the years makes my blood run cold...