JOHN LENNON IS DEAD!!!

I`m having a clear out of my desk and came across a dozen newspapers from December 1980 when John was killed. Decided to list them all on E-Bay. No point keeping them any longer...

Bad day today. Our old cat failed to come home last night. Something she has never done before. She hasn`t been well this last week. We keep searching all the neighbour`s gardens expecting to find her passed away under a bush -- but we can`t find her... Poor old Sophie. She must have died somewhere. We feel terrible. Missing her so much.

Rotten day.