Indiana Jones and the Furry Danglers of Doom
Today, Indy had an appointment to have his kittenboy bits removed. As if this wasn't harsh enough, he was meant to skip breakfast this morning because he'd be having a general anaesthetic.
However ... Matt, hearing his cries of hunger, decided to feed him - which meant the unkindest cut had to be cancelled.
This wouldn't be so bad, but this is his second reprieve. Although I called Matt a numpty this morning, I did exactly the same thing last week.
Mo's starting to think it's a conspiracy among the males of the household.