Slug

What is it about the teeming rain that prompts every slug in the vicinity to decide to have a wander around the pavement.

Surely lush vegetation is more the habitat of choice these slimy creatures. And, 99% of the time that must be true because you rarely see them unless you're gardening.

But five minutes after a shower and there's an army of them covering the footpaths, making the whole thing like a skating rink.

I'm not a fan of slugs.

But it provides an opportunity for another urgh joke, like the one from Saturday.

What did the slug say to the snail?