Skip v Lamppost

Got up really early this morning and shampooed some rugs, then I found my sons Auto Gym fast glass cleaner for cars. I then used it on everything made of glass it's fantastic. Why am I telling you mundane stuff? Well, why do men invent a fantastic product for cars and invent useless rubbish for us gals to clean our windows!!
The blip shows a skip that was delivered this morning and crashed into the street light opposite, now it's wonky. Before Annie suggests again that I have one leg longer than the other I took the blip with a spirit level in my head.