Crunchity

By crunchity

Sweaty Palm

Our palm is flowering and giving off an interesting scent. Variously described as cat pee, shit, and 'not that bad', it takes some getting used to. I think I have now identified its subtler, musky undertones, but won't be marketing a new invigorating shower gel based on its essence just jet.

I think this is a Ponytail Palm but not sure - if anyone knows for sure - please comment.

It's also quite handy as an instruction for cab drivers: 'Next to the palm tree please, mate.'

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