useless balloon..see the rip?

It's a happy birthDOH! to you dear kid.

Daddy got you a birthday balloon but when it came out of the bag instead of it cheerfully soaring up and bouncing around on the ceiling like a nutty housefly the thing dribbled out and clung to you like cut hair at the hairdressers.

she says "dont worry dad it hasn't spoilt my birthday!"
....however I'm gutted!