Breathe dam it breathe - Ferret drama on the beach

Drama on the beach - Ferrets Angel and Spike were enjoying a beach walk with their dog friend Socrates.
When suddenly Spike keels over. Socrates all of a dither hides and mumbles - 'theres no way I'm giving him mouth to mouth'.

Angel - who we think may be coming out soon gladly cames to the rescue and applied CPR and AR.

Trouble was - Spike had not keeled over - he was happily sunbathing on the beach when as he sees it Angel touched him inappropriately.

Lawyers have been contacted.