Daisy hasnt eaten for 2 weeks.
Turns out she has got fanny germs in her mouth
(oral thrush to the boring gits)
She finally got this medicine from the doctor.
Reminds me of this.

I also learnt a very interesting fact from one of the pupils I teach today:
Did you know that Michael Jackson can spin in a circle so fast that he sets his feet on fire!

Makes the job worthwhile