Return

At noontime, my son returned from his school trip. After a lot of bustle, we went home and he sat down at our kitchen table (the family gathering place), reaching for a childrens magazine, which was lying there.

Mother: What did you do during the trip?
Son: Hmmm.
Mother: Did you...?
Son: Yeeaah.
Mother: And did they...?
Son: Noooo.
Mother: What ...?
Son: Oh, please, mum, I am reading!!