Bohemian Rhapsody.

Watched the sun going down while we ate a fish supper in the car park in St Andrews. Now that everything has calmed down it's quite a nice place to be...

Other items... got sent this, no idea where it came from so apologies if you wrote it, but it has to be read while playing this or maybe even this...

Is this the real life?
Or is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Um just a weeji,
Gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal,
Rip yer da,
Slash yer dug,
skelp yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
Noo the doozie eejits deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......
Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!

Too late...the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go Got to go and rip some tosser
fae the scheme Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes
think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?
Thunderbird, White Lightning,
Very very Frightening, me!
Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!)
Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!) Magnifico oh oh oh
oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?

Get tae feck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For fecksake.........NO I will not get a job Get a job!
For fecksake........ NO I will not get a job Get a job.........willnae
get a job Get a job........willnae get a job no no no no no....

Oh gonorrheoea!
Gonnorrhoea!
Gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside For me? For me, For
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you hink ye can slash me an poke oot ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag!
Can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot
Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

Feck all really matters, anyone can see Feck all really matters.....
Feck all really matters.....
Tae meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeee.........
eeeee eeeee!!!

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