The Evil Empire

Ikea builds a lot of crap, but most of their chairs are at least comfortable. Even the hardwood ones, oh wait, that's foam that's molded to look like wood. Normally, I would not like this kind of thing, but this seems more cheeky than faux.

We wound up not buying any furniture, but did get some cookies and jelly. Cookies and jelly?! Yes, cookies and jelly. The cookies would have been OK if the center fruit part wasn't like glue, but then, I guess that's to be expected from a furniture company.