Dinnerfast routine

Working nights is confusing on your stomach. Usually when I come home at 8 in the morning from a 12 1/2 hour shift I'm hungry, tired and jazzed because the morning sun is hitting my face. The only thing that helps me chill out is cheese eggs, Miller Lite, and a Benadryl. Then I crash into a bedroom with a black sheet thumb tacked to cover the window.