Friendly neighbourhood spider, man

Found this hairy-legged beastie on the wall when I arrived at the office this morning, and thought he must be frozen stiff. But when I headed home later, he didn't seem to have moved a millimetre. So maybe he's just a stiff.

Now, in theory, I shouldn't really be scared of a dead spider. But what if he's just pretending?

On that cheery thought, have a top weekend.