Life of a toaster

By jivetoaster

Cakeman!

Special Powers : good taste, turns anyone into a fatso within few minutes, able to mysteriously pacify rampaging hordes, induces pangs of guilt into anyone who looks at him.

Battle Cry : Nom Nom!

Secret Identity : exceedingly mild-mannered Henry Kipling

Major Foes : Jaffa the Imposter, the Biscuit Boys, Flapjack Charlie, and The Hunger...


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