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Dear Weather

Please can you make your mind up as to when autumn is going to start. The greenhouse remains over-run with tomatoes, the freezer is full, I am sick of preserving and I wish to start thinking about things to sew for next year. I cannot do this whilst dealing with the glut which will not cease. Every time I think the weather is about to change, the sun comes out and the bloody things start growing again and taking up more space.

Yours, in mild irritation,

Eternal