So, Lesley, do you think you've got the X Factor?
Grab some earplugs
Get your coat
Lesley Presley is opening her throat
Yeah, Lesley Presley is letting rip
Swivelling her hips
Curling her lip
Note after note
Coming out wrong
Lesley Presley is destroying a song
Our Aunt Lesley
A kindly soul
But not quite the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll!
Poem copyright Bernard Young
From Wanted Alive by Bernard Young, Hands up Books, 2004