... Almost Certainly Not

"Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies" - Honore de Balzac

We're coming up to an occupational health and safety audit. This should be an important and meaningful part of working life, but the nature of our particular bureaucracy renders it completely cretinous. These brigh multicoloured notices presently adorn the walls of the men's toilet (and I am told that the women's toilet features them even in the stalls).

I don't feel any safer.