Rooster

We bought this chap a few weeks ago for use in the kitchen. When the timer reaches zero, he screams "cock-a-doodle-doo'.

Then, ten minutes later, he yells 'cock-a-doodle-doo' again. This feature was not mentioned at the time of purchase.

If you pick him up, he again shouts 'cock-a-doodle-doo'. This feature was also not mentioned during purchase.

If you place him near a source of heat - the cooker, say - he continuously screams 'cock-a-doodle-doo'. This feature . . .