The Fearsome Felines

So I get home tonight and Mac and Dave are like "So what's for tea?", and I'm like "Tell me what you've done with Sophie and I'll consider dishing out the Sheba", and they like look at each other and then Dave like looks at me and yawns and says "No way José. And besides, we've already eaten!!!" [Cue music: Da-da-daaaa!!!!!]

Shock horror, does that mean they went through with yesterday's evil plan? Has Sophie gone to meet the big bunny-maker in the sky? Who is José? And why is the paragraph above written in the style of my 18 year old brother...like?

Stay tuned....