Count Spudula

On the day that Ellen said, "Ewan's a big boy. I'm a little girl. You're a big daddy and mummy's just small". And with no prompting from me (honest), they both started singing (to the tune of Postman Pat)

Mummy small
Mummy small
Mummy small as a tennis ball
Bouncing round the garden

And then they couldn't think of a rhyme for garden.