Sunrise

corny-but-cool

Edit: also cool, is the water that is stuck in the bath, sink and bidet, refusing to budge on account of ice blocking the drain outside. Vigorous plunging served only to fill said water with various unmentionable teenage debris.
(you wanted to know that)
(just be thankful I didn't blip it)
(would put you off your mince pies)
(environmental health have sealed off the area)