Tricycle...

"A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green." - Michael Frayn

Ah, the tricycle. A cheap, small alternative to a cab. I like to see how many people can fit on one of those, I think the most I can recall is 6. 2 standing up, holding onto the hood frame, 3 inside (I have no idea how that worked, it barely fits 2 with half your torso hanging out, and one on the back of the bike behind the driver. They're everywhere and so super convenient when you're drunk.