Waiting for Godot

Or the 17:42 to Howth.
Whichever comes first*

"Ladies and gentleman, the 17:42 DART northbound DART service to Howth is delayed until [anything between 10 minutes late - they don't bother making an announcement under that - and all eternity] due to [lame excuse of the day - usually a truck hitting a bridge pillar, but never ever the rostered driver being hungover and the relief driver driver being... well hungover as well, as he is the best man for the rostered driver who is due to get married in 2 weeks' time and the stag night was last night]

Mimi is philosophical about it.
Luca started reading his new dinosaur book.

And me? I just blip them...




* I would not bet on the 17:42