Life's A Beach...

...found this on my dawn-lit sandy stroll on East Beach, NB.

(n.b. I think its the East Beach.

I am ignorant of all matters nautical, excepting Seaman Staines, and his Salty Crew)

Off to the Smoke tomorrow, to get Burned.

Call the Fire Brigade, quick....

I amna fou' sae muckle as tired - deid dune.
It's gey and hard wark coupin' gless for gless
Wi' Cruivie and Gilsanquhar and the like,
And I'm no' juist as bauld as aince I wes.

See. Yis. Later.