Identity Swap.

It has come to light that the police are after me for my involvement in the chicken/ping pong ball incident a couple of blips ago. I was merely documenting the proceedings but my lawyer says I could, nonetheless, do time.....or 'bird'....for it.
There's only one thing for it.....It's a lengthy process, this dissolving of fingerprints, but it does work. I should complete the right hand by the middle of 2018.

You ain't seen me.....right?!