Sleigh bells ring

No matter how carefully you try to remove all traces of Christmas you are always foiled at least twice by sneaky decorations that you missed, cards lost in the post or delayed gifts.
This arrived courtesy of one of my Mums friends today. The card attatched said 'Happy Christmas Daisy" but we misread it as "This item is purely for the amusement of grown ups and the disapproval of the 'pain in the ass, why did we get her anyway' cats.
Oooooh Betty, we did laugh

On the same topic, this evening we found a fairy hanging in the sitting room and after a fortnight of 'Whats that chuffing smell have you farted?' we discovered the homemade christmas wreath rotting and oozing on the front door.

Lovely.

Happy Christmas one and all

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