Coffee

Had a meeting today at a motorway service station and skilfully avoided the 'standard' cup of coffee which equated to around three quarters of a pint of rocket fuel caffeine.

They unbelievably asked the chap I was with if he wanted any extra shots of espresso. I've had two of these cups before (without extra shots) and didn't sleep for four days afterwards.

There is certainly absolutely no danger of falling asleep at the wheel after drinking one of these. Perhaps they are part of a government programme of road safety. I would not be surprised.