This is Not a Drill!

I'm happy as I am, we're pretty good as we are. This day is just an excuse for one of us to give the other a lie in and some toast in bed. (p.s. it's always my turn!)
I need not to be proposed to on this day, I don't want flowers, chocolates (oh, go on then) jewellery, a massage treatment, a mixed tape, candy hearts, or whatever else you get today. I get love and hugs every day. Tis nice.

But if you get me nothing on my birthday, I'll totally hunt you down and knock you out.

In other news, my new Barry M shades are so pretty, I made like a teenager and painted my hands two different colours. Something-Tastic!

Happy V-Day Blippers!