Who steals a tap?

This is me in the rain posting a card to my dad to cheer him up after some scallies broke into his house and stole, amongst other things, the tap from the kitchen sink. My dad isn't a particular fan of the Queen but I think it is in her job description to raise morale in times of need, like when the King used to visit people who had lost everything during the war, only on a smaller scale (which is why she is visiting in card form, rather than in person).

My pictures so far have been VERY British (red telephone boxes, red pillar box, the Queen, rain and...offal) and very red. This wasn't intentional but I quite like the idea of a different colour every week...