Dirty Old Ewes

Yo Sharon, what you say Doris called me?

She called you a "dirty old piece of mutton" Beryl.

Yeah well, she don't look too tidy after last night either.

Did you snog Rodney by the way Beryl?

No honey, Doris was all over him like a cardigan. I ain't going to stand any more of that shit Sharon, everyone knows Rodney's my piece of meat.

Try telling that to the Mud Gang down by the gate Beryl, they got some tough lambs in that possé.

Well, I ain't takin' it no more Sharon, she's got mint sauce headin' right her way.

(Hey Gladys, don't tell Beryl, but I think Rodney was shakin' his wool round the whole field last night.)



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