Life of a toaster

By jivetoaster

Mungo

Top flat neighbour's cat. If Garfield was succesfully put on a diet, he'd become Mungo: a lazy coward. Though he is only the second most timid cat in the close. A future mission will be blipping Tim.

We assembled Ikea shelving today without all the bits. It's probably stronger than they intended them to be now and they'll be sending the boys around (thinking along the lines of that old Grolsch ad now "Shtop! Shtop! This bookcase is too good...")

Was sooo tempted to put up page 47 of The List for my blip today - I finally got round to reading it. Thanks for the honour, guys! Me next to Ally Bain and Phil Cunningham, eh? Any chance of a job? :-)

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