Biography is still formulating. I'll write it when I'm dead I expect. Meanwhile, I'm a creative chap into writing comedy , songs, poetry and I love bodyboarding and want to live in an upturned boat on a beach. I also own a cheap rubbish mobile phone in the unlikely event someone wants Read more...

Biography is still formulating. I'll write it when I'm dead I expect. Meanwhile, I'm a creative chap into writing comedy , songs, poetry and I love bodyboarding and want to live in an upturned boat on a beach. I also own a cheap rubbish mobile phone in the unlikely event someone wants to ring me. Sadly for you Blippers, it has a camera.