Old Faithful

I'm not sure if I'm offended by this sign on the bathroom wall in Calamity Janes Restaurant, or not. I don't really like being compared to hoofed animals, but I'll make an exception since I am a horse-lover. And I am rather difficult to lead, which is exactly why I don't dance (except alone in my kitchen with a glass of white) and I ride my own motorcycle.

I wonder if you led a good woman to the pub water, if you could make her drink?