Gawd Bless Em, Eh?
4.30 p.m. Soho, London. If we are to believe the media, then London is in the eye of a Royal Wedding frenzy. There is bunting festooning the streets, photos of the happy couple can be purchased from a plethora of tourist shops that will happily flog you any old tat emblazoned with a Union flag, London landmark or member of the Royal family. Everyone else seems to be rather non-plussed by events and many open in they're views if getting out of the capital (me included) and letting the deluded Royalists enjoy they're arcane event. I think it is fair to stay I shall not be near a television on Friday morning. Thank you to the fashionable ladies lingerie manufacturer Agent Provocateur for allowing to photo they're always artistic window display.
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