The Gift for the Man who has.....

.....everything! I was on the hunt for a gift for an upcoming birthday when I came across this and promptly burst out laughing, not really what I had in mind but just wondering what sort of reaction one would get if this was gifted to your nearest & dearest ;o) The Gentlemen's Ballscratcher beside it looked rather interesting as well!

Don't expect to see me much round these here parts, I'm off to confessions, pretty certain my penance is going to take a rather long time......